The Resume

(December 3, 1976- )
Daughter of 2004 Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry

Why she might be annoying:

She was uncomfortable with the boo/cheer mix she received at the VMA's while encouraging people to vote.
If her dad became president, she joked her Secret Service code name would be 'Hot One.'
She admits she is the 'shy and quiet' member of the Kerry family.
She has her daddy's nose.

Why she might not be annoying:

She attended Harvard Medical School and Yale.
She joined the Global Health Fund after visiting Vietnam with her father.
She went to Ghana to immunize children from various diseases.
She supports gay marriage.

Credit: D

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Ant Eaters/Pinocchios [Big Noses]
• Daughters of Celebrities
• D's Profiles [Series 01]
• FHM's 50 Most Eligible Women [February 2004] (Ranked: 21)
• Fuckable Democrats
• Horse Faces
• I am a New Englander
• I Attended Harvard
• I Attended London School of Economics
• I Attended Phillips Academy [Andover, Massachusetts]
• I Attended Yale
• I Reportedly Attended the Democratic National Convention [2004]
• I Was a Speaker at the Democratic National Convention [2004]
• Larry Bird Look-alikes
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Profiles 12251-12500 (Ranked: 12413)
• Residents/Vacationers of Martha's Vineyard
• Spike's 52 Most Irresistible Women [2004] (Ranked: 45)
• Tatler's 100 Most Invited [2005] (Ranked: 81)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 102 Votes: 28.43% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 52 Votes: 34.62% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 38 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 77 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 28 Votes: 39.29% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 67 Votes: 47.76% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 125 Votes: 52.80% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 84 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 63 Votes: 46.03% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 82 Votes: 42.68% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 46 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 62 Votes: 46.77% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 113 Votes: 45.13% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 409 Votes: 41.81% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 870 Votes: 43.56% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 1630 Votes: 45.28% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 1043 Votes: 42.76% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 1101 Votes: 42.78% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 466 Votes: 47.64% Annoying