The Resume

(November 11, 1982- )
Born in New York
Daughter of Mark Gastineau
Star of 'Gastineau Girls'

Why she might be annoying:

What's with the wacky spelling of her first name?
She dated tight end Jeremy Shockey when he was a New York Giant, her father's rival team.
She dropped out of the University of Alabama.
She designed a jewelry line.
She's, essentially, famous due to her daddy.

Why she might not be annoying:

She's a stunner being she's the offspring of hulky Mark Gastineau.
Her father abandoned the family to be with Brigitte Nielsen.
She didn't meet her 20-year-old half-brother, Marcus, until 2010.
She modeled for Heatherette and Anna Sui.
Kim Kardashian is her best friend.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 11]
• College Drop Outs
• Daughters of Celebrities
• Famous For Being Famous
• Green Eyes
• I Attended University of Alabama
• I Posed For the NOH8 Campaign [Gay Rights]
• Kardashian Konnektions
• L'Oreal Models
• Mac Cosmetics Models
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 60)
• Profiles 30001-30250 (Ranked: 30096)
• Rapunzels
• Socialites

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 146 Votes: 58.90% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 103 Votes: 60.19% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 21 Votes: 90.48% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 118 Votes: 69.49% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 90 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 104 Votes: 52.88% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 123 Votes: 82.93% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 117 Votes: 62.39% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 33 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 26 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying