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Anastasia (Model)

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The Resume

    Raised in Israel
    Resides in New York City
    Birth name is Anastasia Dorohova
    Models for Prada, Miu Miu, Alberta Feretti, Vera Wang, Tommy Hilfiger and Heidi Weisel
    Designed Blissful Wear
    Authored 'Diary of a Model'
    Won Supermodel of Israel
    Appeared in commercials for Nabisco, Heineken, Gap, Morgan Stanley, Verizon, Equal, Clairol and Maxim.
    Jivamukti certified Yoga trainer
    34C-25-36

Why she might be annoying:

    She said: 'I have an intense desire to be put into a body bag so that my soul can fly free to the place where everything is open. And real.'
    She said: 'Every man I've known since I was a little girl lied to me.'
    She believes in new age crap, acupuncture, astrology and healing.
    She uses fortune telling cards and thinks she has psychic ability.
    She talks to her plants.
    She said: 'God sends you a disease so that you survive. Disease is a cleanse.'
    She graduated the Institute for Integrative Nutrition.
    She is a vegetarian.
    She does detoxifying fasts.
    Her website is full with letters, writings and disjointed self absorbed thoughts.
    It seems her life is taken up with being introspective and seeking self awareness.
    She posts emails on her site that include home addresses and phone numbers of the emailers.
    She said: 'Throughout my years of dealing with all kinds of cats, I know their language as well as I know English.'
    She sells t-shirts for $20 on her website and a yoga calendar for $18.
    Saying of her own modelling profession: 'it's just an exploitation.'
    She is known by a single name.
    She demands to be called Anastasia and will correct those who shorten it to Ana.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She said: 'I model only for projects that I believe in.'
    She graduated NYU.
    She is fluent in Russian, English and Hebrew.
    She teaches yoga.
    She wrote a novel.
    She thought about purchasing a $200 bag to carry her cat around, but opted for the $30 knock off.
    She believes there is no solution to the Israeli-Arab problem, reasoning that 'Revenge' is the most important criteria. Her review of 'The Passion Of The Christ': 'What a piece of shit. And it completely lacked passion.'
    She blames Mel Gibson for showing misery by the suffering to Christ's body, rather that focus on the mind which says 'God is love. You are love. Love one another.' She continued: 'The Jews were shown as horrible and stupid people.'
    She is proud that she never did drugs.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 21 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 25 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 44 Votes: 56.82% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 76.92% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 55 Votes: 38.18% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 84 Votes: 48.81% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 70 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 678 Votes: 50.15% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 387 Votes: 60.47% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 1258 Votes: 39.59% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 4063 Votes: 39.72% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 235 Votes: 47.66% Annoying