The Resume

(July 2, 1964- )
AL Rookie of the year (1986)
Unanimous AL MVP (1988)
Played for the Oakland A's (1985-92, 97), Texas Rangers (1992-94), Boston Red Sox (1995-96), Toronto Blue Jays (1998), Tampa Bay Devil Rays (1999-2000) and NY Yankees (2000)

Why he might be annoying:

Once, he tried to field a ball, but it hit him on top of the head and bounced over the fence for a home run.
He had a tryst with Madonna.
He was arrested for having a loaded gun in his car.
Many times, he has been stopped for speeding.
He has Tourette's Syndrome which accounts for his nervous ticks.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a 'bash-brother' (with Mark McGwire).
In 1988, he became baseball's first 40-40 man (40 stolen bases, 40 home runs).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2005 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 39)
• 2007 Most Annoying 301-400 (Ranked: 330)
• 30/30 Club (Ranked: 1988)
• 40/40 Club (Ranked: 1988)
• AL Comeback Player of the Year (Ranked: 1994)
• AL Home Run Champs (Ranked: 1988)
• AL Home Run Champs (Ranked: 1991)
• AL MVPs (Ranked: 1988)
• AL RBI Leaders (Ranked: 1988)
• AL Rookie of the Year (Ranked: 1986)
• AL Silver Slugger - Designated Hitter (Ranked: 1998)
• AL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 1988)
• AL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 1990)
• AL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 1991)
• Athletes in Trouble
• Baseball Families (Ranked: 27)
• Baseball Players
• Bleacher Report's 50 Worst Screw-Ups in Sports History (Ranked: 44)
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2006] (Ranked: 91)
• Boston Red Sox
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [July] (Ranked: 7021964)
• Celebrity Apprentice 4 [2011] (Ranked: 12)
• E!'s 101 Even Bigger Celebrity Oops! [2005] (Ranked: 13)
• ESPN Classic's Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame ...
• ESPN-fan's Top 25 Biggest Sports Blunders [1979-2004] (Ranked: 2)
• ESPN's Top 25 Biggest Sports Blunders [1979-2004] (Ranked: 4)
• Guest Voices on the Simpsons
• Horatio Sanz Impersonations
• I am a Miami, Floridian
• I am Cuban
• I Get Migraines
• I Had Tommy John Surgery
• I Like to Admire My Home Runs
• I Married in 1988
• I Played For the Yankees and Athletics
• I Played For the Yankees and Red Sox
• I Probably Banged Madonna
• I Publicly Supported Edward Snowden
• I Reportedly Juiced
• I Walked Off a Reality Show
• Identical Twins
• Look at My Mug Shot
• Los Angeles Angels
• New York Yankees
• Oakland Athletics
• Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth Dissed Me
• Playgirl Magazine's 10 Sexiest Athletes [1993]
• Profiles 251-500 (Ranked: 383)
• Robert Shapiro Clients
• Robert Shapiro Defended Me
• Satirized on the Simpsons
• Sports List's Top 10 Most Bizarre Sports Moments (Ranked: 7)
• Steroid Users Named in the Mitchell Report [December 13, 2007]
• Surreal Life [Complete] (Ranked: 5)
• Surreal Life V [2005]
• Tampa Bay Rays
• Texas Rangers
• Toronto Blue Jays
• Trash Talking Athletes
• TruTV's Dumbest People [2012]
• Twins
• Wife Beaters and Alleged Domestic Abusers

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 22 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 101 Votes: 43.56% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 47 Votes: 51.06% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 31 Votes: 74.19% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 77.27% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 33 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 44 Votes: 56.82% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 47 Votes: 78.72% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 32 Votes: 71.88% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 54 Votes: 64.81% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 142 Votes: 71.83% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 160 Votes: 78.75% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 274 Votes: 70.44% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 514 Votes: 75.49% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 920 Votes: 59.46% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 440 Votes: 70.68% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1172 Votes: 69.20% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 3087 Votes: 73.83% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 5703 Votes: 72.16% Annoying