Salon's 19 Greatest Double-Entendre Songs

Entertainment: Music

“Please Warm My Weiner,” Bo Carter * “It Ain’t the Meat (It’s the Motion),” The Swallows * “I Need a Little Sugar in My Bowl,” Bessie Smith * “Milkshake,” Kelis * “I’m Your Ice Cream Man,” Van Halen * “Toothache Blues,” Victoria Spivey and Lonnie Johnson * “Keep On Churnin’,” Wynonie Harris * “Let Me Play with Your Poodle,” Lightnin’ Hopkins * “Daisys Up Your Butterfly,” The Cramps * “Cadillac Baby,” Roy Brown * “Pay Before You Pump,” Denise LaSalle * “Brand New Key,” Melanie * “Big Long Slidin’ Thing,” Dinah Washington * “Tambourine,” Prince * “Big Ten Inch Record,” Aerosmith * “My Man Stands Out,” Julia Lee * “Big Balls in Cowtown,” Hoyle Nix * “Willie and the Hand Jive,” Johnny Otis * “I’ll Call Before I Come,” OutKast Missing: The Swallows; Hoyle Nix

Vote Ranking  

1

Bessie Smith

Vocalist

100% (1 of 1 votes)

2

Denise LaSalle

Vocalist

100% (1 of 1 votes)

3

Prince

Vocalist

59.76% (98 of 164 votes)

4

The Cramps

Musicians

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

5

Dinah Washington

Vocalist

44.44% (4 of 9 votes)

6

Aerosmith

Musicians

33.33% (20 of 60 votes)

7

Melanie

Vocalist

32.86% (46 of 140 votes)

8

Kelis

Vocalist

14.29% (1 of 7 votes)

9

Van Halen

Musicians

0% (0 of 1 votes)

10

Wynonie Harris

Vocalist

0% (0 of 1 votes)

11

Lightnin' Hopkins

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

12

Roy Brown (Singer)

Vocalist

0% (0 of 2 votes)

13

Bo Carter

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

14

Lonnie Johnson (Musician)

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

15

Victoria Spivey

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

16

Julia Lee

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

17

Johnny Otis

Bandleader

0% (0 of 1 votes)

18

OutKast

Musicians

0% (0 of 3 votes)