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Brittany Markert
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TV Reality Show Contestant
    She is a self-proclaimed math whiz, solving number problems since she was three.
    Pre-makeover, she had blonde hair but very dark brows.
    Her inspiration picture for the Childhood Photos photo shoot was of her sucking a honey straw; unfortunately many of the resulting photos came out 'pornographic' looking – as Jay described.
    Miss J likened her Cirque du Soleil pictures to the ‘Bride of Frankenstein’ (actually, it’s the bride of the monster).
    Editors blurred out her cleavage for no apparent reason when she wore a low-cut top (the exact shirt she is wearing in the top profile photo) at a judging (and she was small chested, showing no nipples).
    She felt that at 21, she was more mature than the remaining teen-aged competitors.
    Her Ty-over entailed a blond-to-brunette transformation...and her hair finally matched her brows.
    Having won the tall-model runway face off, she picked Laura and Kara to join her in the reward: an Xcite prom spread.
    Her win in the head scarf photo shoot – where she finished with her butt hanging out – granted her a free pass to the next round and a shoot with two male models discovered by Tyra. (Not bad after being in the bottom two the week before.)
    If she had joined the Cycle 11 cast, there would have been FOUR Brittanys. (Herself, ShaRaun, Miss Rubalcaba and McKey.)

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