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King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands

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The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    When he was 11, he yelled, 'All press, piss off' during a royal family photo shoot.
    His party hearty ways as a student got him nicknamed Prince Pils and the Lager Prince.
    He drove his car into a canal (1988).
    He was rumored to have nixed the regnal title Willem IV because 'vier' (four) rhymes with 'bier' (beer), making the temptation of following Prince Pils with Willem Bier too great for the tabloids to resist.
    The Dutch crown includes fake pearls made from fish scales. (Granted, that's not really Willem's fault, but after reading that factoid I had to include it somewhere.)

Why he might not be annoying:

    While attending the College of the Atlantic in Wales, he joined the student-crewed lifeboat service.
    He worked as a pilot for the Kenya Wildlife Service.
    He regularly pilots the Dutch royal airplane when travelling abroad to make sure he gets enough flying hours to maintain his license.
    He ran in the New York City Marathon and took part in the Frisian Eleven Cities ice skating marathon.
    He declared his intention of being a '21st century king' and not a 'protocol fetishist.'

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 87 Votes: 54.02% Annoying