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John Elway

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Football Player

The Resume

    (June 28, 1960- )
    Quarterback for Denver Broncos (1983-1999)
    #1 Overall pick in 1983 NFL Draft
    Won 1998 and 1999 Super Bowls
    1987 NFL MVP
    Had 300 career touchdown passes and over 50,000 passing yards
    Selected to the NFL Hall of Fame (2004)

Why he might be annoying:

    He is divorced.
    He likes to golf.
    He had several poorly-produced video games made with his likeness in the 80s.
    He refused to play for the Baltimore Colts after being drafted.
    He rarely got along with coach Dan Reeves.
    He has been sacked more than any other quarterback in NFL history.
    He lost 3 Super Bowls.
    He cried after losing the 1989 Super Bowl.
    He lost millions of dollars in bad internet ventures.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is the winningest quarterback in NFL history (148 wins).
    He had scholarship offers from 60 colleges.
    He was drafted by the New York Yankees and played a season for their Class A team.
    His likeness is often shown on 'South Park.'
    His twin sister Jana died of cancer (July 2002).
    He learned he was taken for millions of dollars in a Ponzi scheme (October 2010).

Credit: Eric Hartman


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 15 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 200 Votes: 22.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 33 Votes: 69.70% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 31 Votes: 70.97% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 138 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 45 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 163 Votes: 72.39% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 216 Votes: 62.96% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 255 Votes: 67.84% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 236 Votes: 52.54% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 190 Votes: 51.58% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 419 Votes: 49.64% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 179 Votes: 66.48% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 213 Votes: 73.71% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 179 Votes: 63.13% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 304 Votes: 75.66% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 468 Votes: 66.24% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 449 Votes: 52.78% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 569 Votes: 53.60% Annoying