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Fredric Brandt

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The Resume

    (June 26, 1949-April 5, 2015)
    Born in Newark, New Jersey
    'Dermatologist to the Stars'
    Clients included Stephanie Seymour and Madonna
    Pioneer in the use of botox and fillers

Why he might be annoying:

    He injected a deadly poison into people's faces to paralyze their nerves to prevent wrinkling.
    He experimented on himself with botox and collagen, giving him a face described by the New York Times as 'unnervingly ageless-looking.'
    'Unnervingly ageless looking' is also a good description of Madonna's appearance after her recent treatments.
    He sold a line of skin creams in which he charged $120 for 3.5 ounces of exfoliant.
    He was reportedly 'devastated' by the inclusion of a character parodying him (Dr, Grant, pronounced 'Franff,' played by Martin Short) in Tina Fey's Netflix series 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    Today and CNN reporter Laurin Sydney said he extended her on-air career by 18 years 'which is well past your sell-by date in this business.'
    He adopted three shelter dogs.
    He said, 'You know what I always say to people who say, 'Oh, I wish I were twenty years younger?' I say, 'Enjoy your age now, because in twenty years, you'll be wishing you were this age.''
    At least none of his clients ended up looking like Michael Jackson.

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 24 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 95 Votes: 53.68% Annoying