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Markus Bestin

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Prostitute

The Resume

    (circa 1985- )
    Born in Halton, Alabama
    First legal male prostitute in Nevada (2010)
    Worked at the Shady Lady Ranch
    Prices: $200 for 40 minutes, $300 for one hour, $500 for 2 hours

Why he might be annoying:

    He got a 'less than honorable' discharge from the Marines.
    During an unsuccessful attempt to break into acting, he ended up living out of his car.
    He prefers being called a gigolo instead of a male prostitute.
    He said of his ladies-only policy, 'My sphincter isn't for sale.'
    In interviews he compares himself to Rosa Parks and Mahatma Gandhi.
    A New York Post reporter who paid for his services said, 'It was like a bad second date. That cost $500.'
    He quit after two months during which he only had nine clients.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He appeared in two porn films, but quit because he found it degrading to women.
    He said, 'I never refer to any woman as a bitch, ho, twat, cunt, or any of those terms. It offends me.'
    The ACLU supported him and the Shady Lady Ranch in their challenge to a state law requiring prostitutes to have weekly cervical exams, which had disqualified males. (Nevada changed it to a urethral exam.)
    The New York Post reporter confirmed that he is well endowed.

Credit: C. Fishel


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    In 2023, Out of 31 Votes: 58.06% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 27 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 73 Votes: 49.32% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 28 Votes: 46.43% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 27 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 40 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 36 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 43 Votes: 79.07% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 44 Votes: 47.73% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 126 Votes: 69.05% Annoying