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Philosophers: Monty Python's Bruce's Philosopher Song
*** Monty Python's Philosopher Drinking Song *** Immanuel Kant was a real pissant * Who was very rarely stable. * Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar * Who could think you under the table. * David Hume could out-consume * Schopenhauer and Hegel, * And Wittgenstein was a beery swine * Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. * There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya * 'Bout the raising of the wrist. * Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. * John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, * On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. * Plato, they say, could stick it away-- * Half a crate of whiskey every day. * Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. * Hobbes was fond of his dram, * And Ren頄escartes was a drunken fart. * 'I drink, therefore I am.' * Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, * A lovely little thinker, * But a bugger when he's pissed.
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