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Fuzzy Zoeller

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The Resume

    (November 11, 1951- )
    Winner of 10 PGA Tour Tournaments, including 1979 Masters, 1984 US Open
    Winner of 2002 Senior PGA Championship
    Member of 1983, 1985 Ryder Cup Team
    Former spokesman for K-Mart (Until 1997)

Why he might be annoying:

    He smokes.
    At the 1997 Masters, he referred to Tiger Woods as 'a little boy' and told him not to serve fried chicken or collard greens for his Champions Dinner.
    As a result of the comments, he lost tons of respect and his endorsement deal with K-Mart.
    He does infomercials.
    His first name is basically an extension of his initials (Frank Urban Zoeller)
    He used a duck head cover so he could match his orange bag, and sells them on his website.
    He wears really stupid-looking sunglasses while playing.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is well renown for his sense of humor.
    He is laid back.
    Most fans still respected him after his comments on Tiger Woods.
    He went to a junior college.
    He won the 1979 Masters on his first attempt.
    He has never worn a hat or visor while playing golf.
    He has his own line of barbecue sauce.
    In a commercial for Carbite putters, he said, 'to make putts like these, you gotta have brass balls.'

Credit: Eric Hartman


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 35 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 57 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 556 Votes: 68.35% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 88 Votes: 73.86% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 71 Votes: 64.79% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 101 Votes: 61.39% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 229 Votes: 68.56% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 343 Votes: 65.60% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 623 Votes: 65.33% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 898 Votes: 49.44% Annoying