The Resume

(September 21, 1973- )
Modeled for Calvin Klein, Vogue, Rolling Stone and Abercrombie & Fitch
Appeared in an Old Navy commercial 'Elite (2000)' and 'Nowhere (1997)'

Why they might be annoying:

They model in incestuous poses.
Derek is aggressive and has a temper.
They come off as egotistical.
They wanted to be professional surfers.
It looks like they soak up sun rays a little too much.
They can't act.
Keith is talkative.

Why they might not be annoying:

They graduated with business degrees.
They competed against top pro surfers.
They posed nude.
They did a fashion show to benefit finding a cure for multiple sclerosis.

Credit: Just Say No

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Abercrombie & Fitch Models
• Calvin Klein Models
• Dual Profiles
• Identical Twins
• Male Models
• People with Bruce, Marc or Keith in their Names
• Profiles 7251-7500 (Ranked: 7444)
• Twins

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 14 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 39.13% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 91 Votes: 52.75% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 98 Votes: 58.16% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 47 Votes: 68.09% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 74 Votes: 43.24% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 67 Votes: 73.13% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 160 Votes: 77.50% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 248 Votes: 72.18% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 300 Votes: 69.00% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 391 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 649 Votes: 69.34% Annoying