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Teyona Anderson

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (circa 1988- )
    Born in Woodstown, New Jersey
    Resides in Elkton, Maryland
    Previously worked for HSBC
    Winner of 'America's Next Top Model,' Cycle 12
    Worked as a loss prevention consultant

Why she might be annoying:

    Her look has been described by Tyra as having her face stuck in a wind tunnel.
    Judges agree that the combination of her pulled-back features and long face produce a visually disturbing result whenever she smiles with her mouth wide open (see top profile photo).
    She dropped the first ball in the battle between Team Tahila (herself, Tahila, Aminat and 'Fo) and Team Celia (Celia, Natalie, London and Allison) after Celia tried to have Tahlia expelled from the competition.
    She had her makeover redone because the positioning of the extensions she received emphasized her pulled back features.
    She was a solid performer until the second Cover Girl commercial shoot, taken during the semi-final stage of the competition, where she became so nervous, she messed up her line and broke down in tears.
    She will never need a face lift!

Why she might not be annoying:

    She made bookings with all of the three designers she met up with on the Go-See challenge.
    She was the Cycle 12 front runner, pulling in the top photo or one of the top photos in each session.
    In the Carmen Miranda assignment, she managed to pull in the second best photo despite having 50% less frames to work with.
    She buried the hatchet with Celia and even chose her to come along to a Seventeen magazine photo shoot (because Celia was her model in the challenge where the contestants acted as photo shoot creative directors).
    In high school, she was a basketball player and participated in track and field.
    She helped out Allison twice at judging by first politely pointing her to the advancing models' platform after Allison mistakenly walked towards the judging models' platform, then later trading outfits with her after judges called Allison out for showing up in the same dress twice.
    As of the end of Cycle 12, she has become the 'Top Model' contestant with the highest call out average, surpassing Cycle 10's Anya.
    Her most divalicious moment was when she shouted 'DON'T TOUCH! DON'T TOUCH! DON'T TOUCH! DON'T TOUCH! DON'T TOUCH! DON'T TOUCH! I WANT IT ALL..I WANT IT ALL...I WANT IT ALL!' when her fellow contestants were approaching the gift she won from the season's Go-See challenge.

Credit: Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 88.24% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 29 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 35 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 31 Votes: 64.52% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 50 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 68 Votes: 73.53% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 63 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 105 Votes: 74.29% Annoying