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Lizzie Borden

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Murderer (Alleged)

The Resume

    (July 19, 1860-June 1, 1927)
    Accused of murdering her father and stepmother with an axe
    Her trial is legendary
    A jury found her not guilty, but many still say that she was a murderess
    Took to the grave the secret of whether or not she actually killed her parents

Why she might be annoying:

    She may have been a cold-blooded killer.
    She didn't take a lot of pride in her appearance.
    Her middle name was Andrew (that's a good reason for any girl to kill her parents).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She may have gotten a bad reputation for something that she did not do.
    She inspired a classic jump rope song ('Lizzie Borden got an axe, gave her mother forty wacks; when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one').
    Her likeness was immortalized as one of the Living Dead Dolls.
    She left $30,000 in her will to the Fall River Animal Rescue League.

Credit: Jimmy C. Autrey II


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 80 Votes: 71.25% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 45 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 192 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 67 Votes: 71.64% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 73 Votes: 60.27% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 172 Votes: 70.93% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 154 Votes: 52.60% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 245 Votes: 63.67% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 313 Votes: 59.11% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 641 Votes: 61.00% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 1794 Votes: 55.18% Annoying