The Resume

(October 31, 1941- )
Birth name is Ronald Wickers
Cub Fan Since 1956
Appeared in Chicago Sun Times, Chicago Tribune, New York Times, USA Today, Sports Illustrated and Howard Stern Show
Window washer

Why he might be annoying:

He often inserts the 'woo' sound between every other word he speaks.
He seems to be unable to control his random shouts.
He shows no desire to speak the English language traditionally.
He once wooed continually for 6 hours.
He was reported missing to the police at least ten times. One such incident occured between June 29-July 13, 2005, he told cops he was on his All Star break.

Why he might not be annoying:

He stood by his team for 48 years, despite an incredible drought of winning teams.
He listed one of his dreams as 'sending his kids to college.'
He endured a rough and abusive childhood.
He discovered religion and baseball through his grandmother.
He was inspired to start a new life after watching Jackie Robinson play at Wrigley Field.

Credit: Pat Half Court

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Fans - NL
• Born on Halloween [October 31st] (Ranked: 1941)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [October] (Ranked: 10311941)
• Celebrity Chicago Cub Fans
• Chicago Cubs
• I am from Chicago
• I am Missing
• I Sung 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' at Wrigley Field
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [M-Z]
• Profiles 11501-11750 (Ranked: 11731)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 81 Votes: 58.02% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 61 Votes: 54.10% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 38 Votes: 60.53% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 68 Votes: 67.65% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 93 Votes: 70.97% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 146 Votes: 50.68% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 361 Votes: 62.60% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 170 Votes: 68.24% Annoying