The Resume

(June 4, 1956- )
Raised in Queens
Acted in 'John Carpenter's The Thing (1982),' 'Platoon (1986),' 'Bird (1988),' 'John Carpenter's They Live (1988),' 'Road House (1989),' 'Always (1989),' 'Men at Work (1990),' 'Reality Bites (1994),' 'Robert A. Heinlein's The Puppet Masters (1994),' 'Clockers (1995),' 'The Grave (1996),' 'Hercules (1997),' 'Princess Mononoke (1997),' 'Armageddon (1998),' 'There's Something About Mary (1998),' 'Pitch Black (2000),' 'Requiem for a Dream (2000),' 'The Replacements (2000),' 'Barbershop (2002),' 'Agent Cody Banks (2003),' 'Head of State (2003)' and 'Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)'
Appeared in the TV show 'The Job'

Why he might be annoying:

He's appeared in many low-quality films.
He is sometimes confused with the actor David Keith.
He does a lot of voice-over work for commercials.
Some say he looks like Fantasia Barrino.

Why he might not be annoying:

He has a rich speaking voice.
He has a good sense of humor and is well liked by his peers.
He is equally comfortable in drama, comedy, action, or horror genres.
He is one of the busiest character actors working today.
While filming 'Platoon,' he saved Charlie Sheen from falling out of a helicopter.

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 7th Heaven
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [June] (Ranked: 6041956)
• Community
• Cracked.com's 20 Best 'That Guys' of All Time (Ranked: 16)
• Guest Voices on The Proud Family
• I Attended Juilliard
• I Attended the Premiere of ‘Batman’ [1989]
• I Married in 1990
• I Portrayed a Disney Villain
• I Portrayed a King
• I Portrayed an Arab
• John Carpenter Films
• Outstanding Voice-Over Performance Emmy (Ranked: 2005)
• Outstanding Voice-Over Performance Emmy (Ranked: 2008)
• People with Bruce, Marc or Keith in their Names
• Profiles 11751-12000 (Ranked: 11794)
• Road House [1989]
• Spike Lee Joints
• Stars of Horror Films
• VH-1's I Love the 90's Commentators
• Voices of Disney
• Voices of Fallout
• Voices of Mass Effect
• Voices of Saints Row
• Wieland Kalligaro's Profiles [Series 2]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 9.09% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 87 Votes: 47.13% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 32 Votes: 53.12% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 57 Votes: 43.86% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 52 Votes: 32.69% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 189 Votes: 43.39% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 43 Votes: 44.19% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 35.14% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 68 Votes: 45.59% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 166 Votes: 43.37% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 276 Votes: 43.48% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 168 Votes: 40.48% Annoying