The Resume

Disney Tattoo Guy
Body is covered with tattoos of Disney characters
Amateur magician, hired by Disney Cruise Lines to perform magic on one of their cruise liners

Why he might be annoying:

He is proclaimed by the worldwide news media as the #1 devoted Disney fan of all time.
His entire body is covered with exactly 1,015 tattoos of Disney characters, all together his tattoos have cost him $95,000.
He is the only person known to kiss the ground of each Disney property on each of his many visits.
He owns a custom built Disney House, where he keeps his collection of Disney memorabilia, which consists of over 15,000 items. He has already spent well over $500,000 on his disney love, from memorabilia to his Disney home over the past 30 years.
He has his own website.
As of April 2000, he has traveled to Disney theme parks worldwide. An astonishing 202 visits to Walt Disney World, 101 visits to Disneyland California, 28 visits to Disneyland Paris and 7 visits to Tokyo Disney in Japan.
He has been married 6 times, all of his previous wives could not stand his obsession with Disney.
He once said: 'I love my family, but Disney comes first.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He followed his dream of having over 1,000 Disney tattoos.

Credit: Break Dancing Robot

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2002 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 73)
• Break-Dancing Robot's Profiles [Series 1]
• Buddy! Dude! Man! Guy!
• Celebrity Juniors
• Guys and Dolls
• I Married at Least Five Times [I Do! I Do! I Do! I Do! I Do!]
• Look at My Man Boobs
• Magicians
• Profiles 3001-3250 (Ranked: 3060)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 15 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 70.83% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 31 Votes: 77.42% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 173 Votes: 69.94% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 58 Votes: 75.86% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 115 Votes: 77.39% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 122 Votes: 72.95% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 363 Votes: 69.70% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 467 Votes: 69.59% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 836 Votes: 69.98% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 9737 Votes: 78.98% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 69 Votes: 89.86% Annoying