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The Resume

    (circa 1995- )
    Spokes person for Slomin's Shield

Why he might be annoying:

    He is effeminate.
    His measurements are listed on his website.
    His name is real close to lamo.
    To get a free alarm, you must guarantee to pay for monitoring for five years. This will cost many thousands of dollars.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He says: 'I never sleep, I am always vigilant, and always on guard protecting homes and families.'
    The company offers a free alarm system.
    He has his own action figure.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 34 Votes: 79.41% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 72.41% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 54 Votes: 74.07% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 334 Votes: 78.14% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 179 Votes: 68.72% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 307 Votes: 69.06% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 391 Votes: 68.80% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 821 Votes: 69.91% Annoying