The Resume

(December 15, 1955- )
Bassist for the Clash
Recorded the albums 'The Clash,' 'Give 'Em Enough Rope,' 'London Calling,' 'Sandinista!,' 'Combat Rock' and 'Cut the Crap'
Appears in the movie 'The King of Comedy'

Why he might be annoying:

He started out as a guitarist but found it too difficult to play.
He is divorced.
He did not want the picture of him smashing his bass on the 'London Calling' album cover.
He is smashing one of his favorite basses on the 'London Calling' album cover.
He left London Art College after he realized it would be better to be on stage than in a room alone.
His middle name is Gustave.
He was a soccer hooligan as a teenager.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was taught bass by band mate Mick Jones.
The 'London Calling' album cover was voted 'the best rock and roll photograph' by Q magazine.
He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of the Clash (2003).
After leaving the Clash he became a painter.
He won a scholarship to London Art College.
He came up with the name the Clash.
He created very catchy bass lines.

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bassists
• British Rockers
• Celebrities on the Cover of Rolling Stone’s 1,000th Issue [May 7, 2006]
• Celebrities Who Think They Can Paint
• Clash
• Featured in AudioSlave's 'Original Fire' Video
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2004] (Ranked: 38)
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2005] (Ranked: 48)
• I Collaborated with Gorillaz
• I Married in 1983
• Look at My Guitar
• New Musical Express' Coolest Celebrities [2006] (Ranked: 11)
• Painters
• Profiles 18251-18500 (Ranked: 18364)
• Punk Rockers
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 2]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 272 Votes: 59.93% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 213 Votes: 53.99% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 51 Votes: 43.14% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 31 Votes: 54.84% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 89 Votes: 44.94% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 72 Votes: 43.06% Annoying