The Resume

(November 13, 1978- )
Bassist for The Strokes
Appears on 'Is This It?' (2001)

Why he might be annoying:

He is shy and is known as 'The Quiet One.'
He and his bandmate, Fabrizio were once altar boys, but were kicked out because of them goofing off and trying to impress the girls during mass.
When asked 'How often do you wash your hair?,' he responded 'Whenever it's dirty.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He has Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, which is a disease caused by the bite of a tick.
His favorite kind of food is his mother's cooking.
One of his hobbies is reading.
Some of his influences include The Ramones, Guided By Voices and The Velvet Underground.
One of his favorite albums is 'Ritual de lo Habitual' by Jane's Addiction.
His band mate Nick said about him, 'He brings a certain sense of stoicism to the band.'
He attended 'Hunter College' with bandmate, Nick.

Credit: Whitestrpsrocker

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• I Attended Hunter College [New York City]
• I Was An Altar Boy
• I was Injured by Animals
• Lion Manes
• Profiles 8251-8500 (Ranked: 8340)
• Strokes
• Unibrows
• Whitestrprocker's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 28 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 75 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 142 Votes: 57.04% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 192 Votes: 58.85% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 295 Votes: 55.59% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 250 Votes: 53.60% Annoying