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Ted Kluszewski

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Baseball Player

The Resume

    (September 10, 1924-March 29, 1988)
    Played first base for the Cincinnati Reds (1947-1957), Pittsburgh Pirates (1958-1959), Chicago White Sox (1959-1960), and Los Angeles Angels (1961)
    4-time National League All Star
    Led National League in home runs, RBI's, and slugging percentage (1954)
    5-time leader in fielding percentage among 1st basemen (1951-1955)

Why he might be annoying:

    His surname was hard to spell.
    He was injury prone.
    During a 1953 spring training game against the Yankees, Mickey Mantle saw him and exclaimed 'Jesus Christ! Did they shave a gorilla and train him to play ball?'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was left handed.
    Because Reds management wouldn't pay for specially tailored uniforms to fit his enormous arms, his wife cut the sleeves off his jerseys.
    Unlike some home run kings today, he got his incredible strength legitimately, and not with steroids.
    He is mentioned in the refrain of the classic Terry Cashman song 'Talkin' Baseball.'
    Ted Williams said 'the first person to die from being hit by a batted ball is going to be some poor sap walking outside Crosley Field, and the batter will be Big Klu.'
    At Great American Ball Park, the Reds' 1-foot all beef frank hot dog is named in his honor.
    A life size bronze statue of him greets Reds fans at home games.

Credit: Blossman


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 13.64% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 74 Votes: 60.81% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 42 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 134 Votes: 44.03% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 302 Votes: 42.38% Annoying