The Resume

(December 20, 1976- )
Born in Marion, Ohio
Full name is Aubrey Lewis Huff III
Bats left, throws right
First baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays (2000-2006), Houston Astros (2006), Baltimore Orioles (2007-2009), Detroit Tigers (2009), and the San Francisco Giants (2010- )
Silver Slugger Award Winner (2008)

Why he might be annoying:

His first name sounds effeminate.
He once sported blond highlights similar to that of boy band members of the 1990s.
He has the logos of the Autobots and Decepticons tattooed on his shoulder blades.
On an appearance on 'Bubba the Love Sponge Show,' he described Baltimore as a 'horseshit city' when asked about the city's night life.
During the 2010 MLB Playoffs and the World Series, he sported a red 'rally thong.'

Why he might not be annoying:

His father was killed attempting to take away a gun from a threatening man in a workplace domestic dispute.
He became only the fourth player in Orioles history to 'hit for the cycle.' (2007)
He changed his number from 19 to 17 in honor of deceased teammate, Joe Kennedy.
He was instrumental in bringing the Giants their first World Series title since their move from New York to San Francisco.

Credit: Birdienest81

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AL Silver Slugger - Designated Hitter (Ranked: 2008)
• Baltimore Orioles
• Baseball Players
• Birdienest81's Profiles [Series 07]
• Detroit Tigers
• Donald Trump for President Supporters and Endorsers [2020]
• Edgar Martinez Award Winners (Ranked: 2008)
• Houston Astros
• I Attended University of Miami [Florida]
• I Became a Dad in 2008
• I Became a Dad in 2010
• I Hit For The Cycle (Ranked: 2007)
• I Married in 2007
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Look at My Undies
• My Parent Was Murdered
• Profiles 30751-31000 (Ranked: 30773)
• San Francisco Giants

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 108 Votes: 62.04% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1606 Votes: 52.24% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 367 Votes: 65.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 132 Votes: 53.03% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 329 Votes: 65.05% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 104 Votes: 67.31% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 211 Votes: 81.04% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying