The Resume

(May 10, 1968- )
Touring guitarist for Nine Inch Nails (1989-1991)
Lead vocalist for Filter and Army of Anyone
Recorded the albums ‘Short Bus,' ‘Title of Record,' ‘The Amalgamut' and ‘Army of Anyone'
Younger brother of Robert Patrick

Why he might be annoying:

Only one of his songs with Nine Inch Nails was recorded.
He has tattoos.
He smoked.
He often looks like he is staring at the Sun.
He got drunk on an airplane and wrestled with the flight attendants naked.
He wrote the song ‘Take a Picture' about this event.

Why he might not be annoying:

He entered rehab to beat his alcohol addiction.
He quit Nine Inch Nails because he had no creative input.
He started playing guitar when he was nine.
He has a twin sister.
He quit smoking and loves his voice more than ever.

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Dicks and Johnsons
• I Got a Pet Cat or Twenty
• I Sing About Suicide
• Industrial Rockers
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Profiles 18751-19000 (Ranked: 18938)
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 2]
• Twins
• Y98.7 Bahamas' 20 Sexiest Rockers Ever - Saraan [December 18, 2007] (Ranked: 14)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 80 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 67 Votes: 41.79% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 93 Votes: 54.84% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 163 Votes: 59.51% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 53 Votes: 77.36% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 36 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 59.38% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 59 Votes: 76.27% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 37 Votes: 51.35% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 69 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 119 Votes: 48.74% Annoying