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Birth

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Event

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    Born in Any location that has living creatures
    The beginning of individual Life
    Emergence and separation of offspring from the female uterus, or such an act or process
    Also known as ‘calving’ (livestock) or ‘whelping’ (carnivorous mammals)

Why Birth might be annoying:

    It is nigh continuous.
    One word: Octo-Mom (or is that two?).
    Pamela Anderson was credited as being Canada’s Centennial Baby – the first born in the nation on the date of its 100th anniversary – though her arrival time was given around 4 AM that date.
    The Deep South managed to turn the word into a transitive verb.
    You could have been a stillborn (dead on birth) or an unnamed baby that lived for only a few hours.
    We all know that it ends — but the person who dies will never quite know how.

Why Birth might not be annoying:

    It takes more than one to make a baby.
    There are many ways for it to happen — including natural childbirth (almost no drugs in the system).
    It factors into the Republican mantra about life and the Democrat credo of choice (abortion).
    You were either a firstborn, a middle child, an only child, a multiple (sharing a uterus), or the last child.
    You were actually alive before birth… about 40 weeks, in fact. If you come out earlier, you were premature. If you come out later, it was past due.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 23.81% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 35.00% Annoying