The Resume

(June 10, 1927-May 15, 2005)
Best known as Kelton the cop in 'Bride of the Monster (1955),' 'Night of the Ghouls (1959)' and 'Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)'
Appeared in 'Sweet and Low-Down (1944),' 'Rat Fink (1965),' 'Horror Talk (1989)' and 'Ed Wood (1994)'
Worked at a Paramount prop department

Why he might be annoying:

He smokes.
He made a career out of appearing in Z-grade flops.
Criswell predicted he would 'go far' in the film industry (he didn't).
He founded and runs his own fan club.

Why he might not be annoying:

He enjoys his cult status.
He doesn't mind giving autographs.
He was Ed Wood's best friend, appearing in three of his films as 'Kelton the cop.'

Credit: Ratman

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Died in 2005 (Ranked: 77)
• Plan 9 From Outer Space [1959]
• Profiles 15501-15750 (Ranked: 15647)
• Ratman's Profiles [Series 3]
• Stars of Horror Films

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 16 Votes: 18.75% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 48.48% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 62 Votes: 59.68% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 87 Votes: 54.02% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 63 Votes: 55.56% Annoying