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Christina Storm

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The Resume

    (April 1, 1974- )
    Model Jockey Underwear

Why she might be annoying:

    Since 1997, she has an off and on relationship with rugby star James Small.
    She lost the first engagement ring that Small gave her.
    He replaced it with a larger engagement ring and it was stolen months later.
    Days after the ring was stolen, she cancelled their engagement 'because we weren't making each other happy anymore' (January 2001).
    She stresses out when her infant cries.
    She did backing vocals for the group Terminatrix. She was used primarily for her good looks and not her singing talent.
    She appeared on an episode of the Weakest Link.
    She was born of April Fools' Day.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She has green eyes.
    'You' magazine had the first picture of her baby and the cover headline read 'Meet the little small' (December 2004).
    She ranked #31 (2000) and #17 (2002) in FHM-South Africa's Sexiest Women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 35 Votes: 94.29% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 42 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 63.33% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 67.57% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 71 Votes: 70.42% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 101 Votes: 57.43% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 166 Votes: 68.67% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 84 Votes: 70.24% Annoying