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Military Personnel

The Resume

    (March 29, 1899-December 23, 1953)
    Joined the Bolshevik Party (1917)
    First Deputy of the Soviet Cheka (later known as the NKVD)

Why he might be annoying:

    He was overweight and pale.
    He would hang around gyms with his subordinates looking for athletic women (his fetish) to rape.
    He would approach family members of those in prison camps and get sex out of them with the promise of releasing the relative. Usually these prisoners were never released or already executed.
    It is rumored that he caught syphilis sometime during the war.
    He was able to work a week without sleep while preparing death lists for Stalin.
    He would attempt to speak to Stalin in his native Georgian at dinner parties, infuriating him.
    Stalin referred to him as 'our Himmler.'
    Hoping everyone would forget his barbaric crimes after Stalin's death, he made a grab at the Soviet leadership.
    When he was executed, he begged for his life to his executioners so loudly that a towel had to be shoved in his mouth.

Why he might not be annoying:

    Like many of those he helped erase from history, he was executed on trumped up charges.
    Inexplicably, besides all the cheating and raping, he was a devoted family man.
    He grew to loathe Stalin and support the liberalization of the Soviet Union.

Credit: Captain Howdy


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 121 Votes: 58.68% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 94.12% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 29 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 33 Votes: 69.70% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 48 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 65 Votes: 73.85% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 64 Votes: 78.12% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 102 Votes: 77.45% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 57 Votes: 66.67% Annoying