The Resume

(October 17, 1993- )
Born in American Fork, Utah
Contestant on the ninth season of So You Think You Can Dance
Pro dancer for Dancing with the Stars (as of the 18th season; troupe dancer for 16th and 17th seasons)

Why she might be annoying:

Her middle name? Capri.
Her official website is not particularly comprehensive (fortunately; there’s ‘awyeahwitneycarson’ on Tumblr).
She loves golf.
She has a deathly fear of… crickets.
Her pairing with Chris Soules, who headlined the Bachelor season just ended, triggered a seemingly endless flurry of ‘Whitney vs. Witney’ media articles and gags.
She is a Harry Potter fan.

Why she might not be annoying:

She drew visual comparisons to the (taller) Carrie Underwood.
She interned as a dental assistant.
Her family is about a hundred strong.
She loves to play around with her guitar or drum set.
Choreographer Kenny Ortega compared her to Marilyn Monroe.
The paparazzi seem to love her rear end.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Ant Eaters/Pinocchios [Big Noses]
• Boot Campaign (#BootsOn)
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 13]
• Dancing with the Stars [Winners] (Ranked: 19)
• Dancing With the Stars 18 [2014] (Ranked: 9)
• Dancing With the Stars 19 [2014] (Ranked: 1)
• Dancing With the Stars 20 [2015] (Ranked: 5)
• Dancing With the Stars 21 [2015] (Ranked: 4)
• Dancing With the Stars 22 [2016] (Ranked: 7)
• Dancing With the Stars 23 [2016] (Ranked: 10)
• Dancing With the Stars 24 [2017] (Ranked: 12)
• Dancing With the Stars 25 [2017] (Ranked: 3)
• Dancing With the Stars 26: Athletes [2018] (Ranked: 5)
• Dancing With the Stars 27 [2018] (Ranked: 2)
• Dancing With the Stars 28 [2019] (Ranked: 2)
• Dancing With the Stars 30 [2021] (Ranked: 9)
• Dancing With the Stars: First to Exit the Ballroom (Ranked: 24)
• Fat Bottom Girls
• I am a Mormon
• I am Left Handed - Female [A-L]
• I Became a Mom in 2021
• Little People [5'3 and Shorter] - Female A-K
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Eating
• Profiles 36751-37000 (Ranked: 36823)
• So You Think You Can Dance

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 137 Votes: 53.28% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 18 Votes: 94.44% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 30 Votes: 53.33% Annoying