The Resume

(October 22, 1974- )
Drafted in the 5th round of the 1993 NHL Draft
Played for the Edmonton Oilers (1995-1996), Buffalo Sabres (1997-2005), New York Islanders (2005-08), Pittsburgh Penguins (2008-09) and the Boston Bruins (2009-10)
Played for Slovakia in the 1994 Olympics in Norway

Why he might be annoying:

His last name is spelled 'Satan!' (it's pronounced 'shuh-tahn').
He's recognized more for his name than for his hockey.
A sports news show poked fun at his name once when they announced 'God stays, Satan scores' (God refers to former NBA player God Shammgod).
He never talks about his ill-fated name.
His favorite food is sushi.
On the Sabres, he was always overshadowed by goalie Dominick Hasek.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's a natural goal scorer.
He scored 9 goals, with 2 hat tricks, during the 1994 olympics.
The Oilers made a huge mistake trading him in 1997.
He scored his 200th goal since joining the Sabres on October 30th, 2003.
At least he didn't play for the New Jersey Devils.

Credit: Joe Fernandez

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Boston Bruins
• Buffalo Sabres
• Diseased Initials
• Edmonton Oilers
• European Hockey Players
• I Became a Dad in 2006
• I Like To Showboat After Scoring Goals
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 5)
• Ice Hockey Players
• Joe Fernandez's Profiles
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• My Name is Devil or Angel
• New York Islanders
• Pittsburgh Penguins
• Profiles 9501-9750 (Ranked: 9718)
• Spiritual Names

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 29 Votes: 31.03% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 55 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 95 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 48 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 43 Votes: 55.81% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 80 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 142 Votes: 60.56% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 255 Votes: 65.88% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 292 Votes: 57.19% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 128 Votes: 48.44% Annoying