The Resume

(May 9, 1970- )
Born in Seattle, Washington
Shooting guard for the Los Angeles Lakers (1993-1994), New York Knicks (1994-1996), Toronto Raptors (1996-2000), Sacramento Kings (2000-2005), Orlando Magic (2005), Dallas Mavericks (2005) and Los Angeles Clippers (2007)
Attended Pepperdine University
Drafted 17th overall in the 1992 NBA Draft
#13

Why he might be annoying:

He shares his name with an attorney.
He was initially drafted by the Seattle SuperSonics, but he never played for them.
He was a journeyman player.
He lost the 2002 Western Conference Finals to his former team, the Lakers.
His playing career was grounded to a halt by injuries.
BET aired a reality show called 'The Christies Committed' which focused on Doug trying to balance his celebrity status and family life.
The New York Times ran a story in which he and his wife Jackie re-marry so that Doug' would not succumb to extra-marital temptations.'
He has an effeminate surname.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a popular shooting guard during his time with the Kings.
He was recognized as one of the best three-point shooters during his era.
During his high school senior year at Rainer Beach High School, he led the school's varsity boys' basketball team to their first-ever Washington State championship.
He puts family first.

Credit: Birdienest81

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Basketball Players
• Birdienest81's Profiles [Series 05]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [May] (Ranked: 5091970)
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Dallas Mavericks
• I am a Seattleite
• I am on Cameo
• I Attended Pepperdine University
• I Played Basketball for Kim Jong Un
• I Played for the Clippers and Lakers
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 7)
• I Posed For the NOH8 Campaign [Gay Rights]
• Los Angeles Clippers
• Los Angeles Lakers
• New York Knicks
• Orlando Magic
• Profiles 29251-29500 (Ranked: 29398)
• Sacramento Kings
• Toronto Raptors

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 64 Votes: 65.62% Annoying