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Simone Edwards

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (November 17, 1973-February 16, 2023)
    Born in Kingston, Jamaica
    Attended the University of Iowa
    Height: 6'4
    Center for the Seattle Storm (2000-2005)
    Assistant coach for Radford University and George Mason University

Why she might be annoying:

    She had nicknames like the Jamaican Hurricane and Simi.
    Although she played basketball in college, she never played basketball in high school.
    She never saw action, as she was used as a developmental player for the New York Liberty (1997).
    She was part the Storm team that only won six games.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was one of the original Seattle Storm players.
    She was a member of the Storm team that won the 2004 WNBA Championship.
    She was a fan favorite in Seattle.
    She is fluent in speaking Hebrew.
    She has her own charitable foundation for needy children.
    She set all-time records for the Storm in rebounds, games played and minutes played prior to her retirement.

Credit: Neo NX2004


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 94 Votes: 65.96% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 112 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying