The Resume

(June 2002- )
Created by Joel Veitch, webmaster of www.rathergood.com
Spokes creatures for Quiznos Sub

Why they might be annoying:

They're hideous!
Their commercial features them singing things like 'WE LOVE THE SUBS! 'CUZ THEY ARE GOOD TO US!' in incredibly off-key voices.
One of them wears a bowler and the other wears an old British naval hat.
They resemble rats and might suggest that Quiznos food is unsanitary.
Their bodies are actually based on those of a South American monkey.
According to Quiznos, a person in the ad firm saw a clip of them in an e-mail and thought they were perfect for a new ad campaign.
How in the hell are ugly singing rodents related to sub sandwiches?
They look like something that Neil Cicierega (of Animutation fame) might have come up with.
They just won't go away.
A VH-1 commentator said this is 'What you see when you die.'

Why they might not be annoying:

For some reason, their ad is rather catchy.
Their Quiznos Sub commercial is a self-parody of a much funnier and more random music video, 'We Like the Moon,' from rathergood.com.

Credit: Reckless Fire

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Advertising Icons
• Animal Names
• Call Me Calvin's Most Annoying (Ranked: 18)
• I am Left Handed - Male [Q-Z]
• I Got a Monkey
• I Have Pointy Teeth
• Joker Faces/Huge Grins
• Look at Me, I'm Making a Funny Face
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Top Hat
• Look at My Guitar
• Look at My Speech or Thought Balloon
• Menagerie of Animals
• Profiles 11251-11500 (Ranked: 11457)
• Sandwich Advertisers
• Time's 10 Creepiest Product Mascots (Ranked: 2)
• Wacky Eyes

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 101 Votes: 44.55% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 136 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 117 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 60 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 62 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 26.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 59 Votes: 50.85% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 37 Votes: 54.05% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 166 Votes: 39.16% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 60 Votes: 61.67% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 168 Votes: 50.60% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 209 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 482 Votes: 69.71% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 324 Votes: 65.12% Annoying