The Resume

Married to Uriah the Hittite
Attracted the notice of King David while bathing on the roof of her house
Married David after the death of her husband
Mother of King Solomon

Why she might be annoying:

You live next door to the palace and just happen to do your bathing on the roof?
After David got her pregnant, he sent her husband to the front lines to be killed.
Nathan the prophet said David's house would be cursed by turmoil as punishment for Uriah's death.
The rebellion led by David's favorite son, Absalom, was considered fulfillment of the curse.
She convinced David to name her son Solomon as his successor rather than his oldest son, Adonijiah.

Why she might not be annoying:

To be fair, the Bible never says that she knew David was watching her.
Her first child with David died a few days after birth.
Her bath was a popular subject for medieval artists who wanted to paint female nudes while staying safely Biblical.

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Ancient Times
• Ancient Times: Middle East
• Biblical Royalty
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 16]
• I am an Adulterer
• I Am in the Bible
• I Am in the Old Testament
• I Outlived My Child
• I Probably Banged King David
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Profiles 24251-24500 (Ranked: 24455)
• Shotgun Brides [Knocked Up at the Altar]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 98 Votes: 61.22% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying