The Resume

(May 29, 1967- )
Born in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Forward for the Montreal Canadiens (1988-95), Colorado Avalanche (1995-97, 2002-03), New York Rangers (1997-98), Dallas Stars (1998-2001), St. Louis Blues (2001-02) and Vancouver Canucks (2003-04)
Stanley Cup Champion (1993, 1996, 1999)

Why he might be annoying:

His nickname is 'Keaner.'
He is considered a journeyman player by hockey standards.
He has a tattoo on his ankle commemorating all three of his Stanley Cup victories.
His point totals gradually declined shortly after recording a career high 60 points during the 1992-93 Stanley Cup winning season.
He was relegated to fourth line during the later stages of his career.

Why he might not be annoying:

He made the Canadiens roster as an undrafted free agent.
He served as captain of the Montreal Canadiens.
He is the eighth player in NHL history to win three Stanley Cups on three different teams.
He was considered a gritty player in his prime.
He was an integral part of all three of his teams' Stanley Cup victories.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Colorado Avalanche
• Dallas Stars
• I Allegedly Orchestrated the Bounty on Steve Moore's Head [March 8, 2004]
• I Come from Canada
• I Played for the Canadiens and Avalanche
• I Played for the Canadiens and Stars
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 6)
• Ice Hockey Players
• Montreal Canadien Team Captains (Ranked: 24)
• Montreal Canadiens
• New York Rangers
• Profiles 20501-20750 (Ranked: 20539)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 07]
• St. Louis Blues
• Stanley Cup First Handoffs (Ranked: 1993)
• Vancouver Canucks
• Western Hockey League Alumni

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 52 Votes: 71.15% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 76.09% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 91 Votes: 76.92% Annoying