The Resume

(August 11, 1986- )
Born in Columbus, Georgia
Outfielder for the St. Louis Cardinals (2009-11) and the Toronto Blue Jays

Why he might be annoying:

He sports a shag haircut.
He missed out on a chance to play for Team USA at the Summer Olympics due to injuries (2008).
He frequently butted heads with Tony La Russa, which played a key factor in his trade to Toronto.
He has been considered arrogant by some baseball pundits.
He had his father speak out against the Cardinals through the media.
He sported cornrows during the 2012 season.

Why he might not be annoying:

He surpassed Bo Jackson for the Alabama state record for most home runs recorded in a high school season.
As a prospect, he was considered one of the best five tool players at the amateur level.
The Cardinals thought highly enough of him that they traded Jim Edmonds in order to make room for him on the main roster.
He was considered the centerpiece of the blockbuster deal that brought him to the Blue Jays.
He flourished as an everyday player upon being traded to Toronto.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bad Hair - Male
• Baseball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [August] (Ranked: 8111986)
• Cornrows and Dreadlocks
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 5)
• Profiles 34001-34250 (Ranked: 34104)
• Rag Mop Hair
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 18]
• St. Louis Cardinals
• Sweet Home Alabama
• Toronto Blue Jays

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 88 Votes: 42.05% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying