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Scott 'the Engineer' Salem

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Radio Personality

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He is a bowler.
    He's pussy whipped.
    He smokes a lot!
    He smokes so much he has stains on his fingers from the tar.
    He was fired from a DJ gig because he yelled at the children.
    His last name, Salem, is the same as a brand of cigarettes.
    He often makes mistakes while on the job.
    He made a bet against Howard, Robin and the rest of the gang that he could do a certain amount of push-ups, but due to poor officiating and a faulty counter, it was decided that he didn't make it. After insisting several times that he did meet the challenge, he admitted to not meeting the challenge. He was awarded the money out of pity.
    He has an extremely short temper.
    Stuttering John tied a $20 bill to a string and dropped it near Scott. When Scott made a grab for it, John pulled the string thus infuriating Scott.
    He was willing to take anal sex from black porn star Lexington Steele, citing that it wouldn't be any different than what his employer has been doing to him for the past couple of years.
    He's a compulsive gambler that almost always loses. He has such bad luck that when the Howard Stern show is in Las Vegas, they make Scott walk out of the casino when making bets.
    He's such a loser that he was kicked out of Howard's band, The Losers.
    He speaks in a monotone.
    After doing a DJ gig, he put the envelope with his pay on top of his car, forgot about it and drove off. The money flew away.
    He is divorced and remarried.
    He cheated on his second wife, but she took him back.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He runs his own business.
    He is a good sport and allows Howard to make fun of him.
    Howard and the gang parodied the Rolling Stones' 'Brown Sugar' and titled it 'Brown Fingers' in honor of Scott.
    He's completely devoted to his wife.
    He's so pathetic that Howard doesn't have the heart to fire him.

Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 19 Votes: 10.53% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 27 Votes: 25.93% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 41 Votes: 58.54% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 32 Votes: 59.38% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 82.61% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 64 Votes: 67.19% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 50 Votes: 74.00% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 69 Votes: 78.26% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 99 Votes: 75.76% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 162 Votes: 74.69% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 375 Votes: 69.87% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 494 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 223 Votes: 69.96% Annoying