The Resume

(June 22, 1962- )
Portland Trail Blazers (1984-95)
Houston Rockets (1995-98)
Ten Time NBA All Star
Olympic Gold Medal (1992)
22,195 career points
2,207 career steals (4th)
NBA Championship (1995)

Why he might be annoying:

His nickname is 'Clyde the Glyde.'
He requested a trade from Portland, and they gave him his wish.
Just about every year in the nineties, he was sidelined with injuries.
Like most NBA stars, he wears long goofy suits.

Why he might not be annoying:

GQ labelled him the coolest guy in the NBA.
He is ranked in People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World (1993).
He is selected as one of the 50 greatest players in NBA history.
He played fifteen years in the NBA and made the playoffs every year.
He is only one of three NBA players to have 20,000 points, 6,000 assists and 6,000 rebounds (John Havlicek and Oscar Robertson).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 50 Greatest Players in NBA History
• Basketball Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2004)
• Basketball Players
• Born in New Orleans, Louisiana
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [June] (Ranked: 6221962)
• Dancing with the Stars [Complete] (Ranked: 4)
• Dancing With the Stars 04 [2007] (Ranked: 8)
• Houston Rockets
• I Attended University of Houston
• I Drive an Acura NSX
• I Married in 1988
• I Sung on 'Voices That Care' [1991]
• NBA Jam [Video Game Series]
• NBA Jam Covers (Ranked: 1993)
• NBA Retired Numbers (Ranked: 22)
• NBA's 75th Anniversary Team
• People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People [1993]
• Profiles 5001-5250 (Ranked: 5172)
• U.S. Olympic Dream Team [1992]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 19 Votes: 15.79% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 117 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 58 Votes: 36.21% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 47.73% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 111 Votes: 45.95% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 140 Votes: 47.14% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 205 Votes: 44.39% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 277 Votes: 42.96% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 611 Votes: 46.32% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 579 Votes: 57.51% Annoying