The Resume

(April 26, 1962- )
Born in Mobile, Alabama
Federal Judge on the United States Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit
Attorney General of Alabama (1997-2004)
Named as a possible justice for the U.S. Supreme Court

Why he might be annoying:

He called Roe v. Wade ‘the worst abomination of Constitutional law in our history.’
He believes it is constitutional to imprison gays for consensual adult sex.
He wants to prevent gays and lesbians from adopting children, but has made no issue of people with a history of drug abuse or domestic violence from adopting children.

Why he might not be annoying:

He prosecuted Roy Moore and removed him from office for violating a federal order to remove the Ten Commandments statue from a courthouse.
He does not hold back his strong opinions.

Credit: Jack Magic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Dumbo Ears
• I am Disliked by Gays
• Jack Huberman's 101 People Who are Really Screwing America [2006] (Ranked: 64)
• Jack Magic's Profiles [Series 01]
• Judges
• Linked to George W. Bush
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Profiles 23751-24000 (Ranked: 23917)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 27 Votes: 25.93% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 474 Votes: 76.37% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 38 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 97 Votes: 54.64% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 60.61% Annoying