The Resume

(September 27, 1964- )
Born in Oakland, California
Lead vocalist for Third Eye Blind

Why he might be annoying:

He worked as a lobster sexer.
He owned a pit bull named Koby.
He hates flying.
His former flame, Vanessa Carlton, was 16 years his junior.
He resembles Paul Rudd.

Why he might not be annoying:

He claimed his parents' divorce devastated him.
He's dyslexic.
Standing 6'2, he's famed for his sex appeal and charisma.
After graduating as valedictorian from the University of California, Berkeley, he returned to school to confront the teacher who predicted he'd end up in jail.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 06]
• Fear of Flying - Aviophobic
• Green Eyes
• I Attended University of California, Berkeley
• I Have Dyslexia
• MTV's Cribs
• People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People [1999]
• Pit Bull Owners
• Profiles 22251-22500 (Ranked: 22346)
• Valedictorians
• VH-1's I Love the 80's - Strikes Back Commentators

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 38 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 102 Votes: 43.14% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 88 Votes: 39.77% Annoying