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Matt Duchene

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Hockey Player

The Resume

    (January 16, 1991- )
    Born in Hailburton, Ontario, Canada
    Drafted third overall in the 2009 NHL Draft
    Centre/winger for the Colorado Avalanche

Why he might be annoying:

    He is a pretty boy.
    His favorite band is Green Day.
    When he was drafted by the Avalanche during the 2009 draft, he was seen pumping his fists into the air.
    He hates flying on airplanes.
    He said that he would like to be punched by Chuck Norris so that he could be in one of his eponymous jokes.

Why he might not be annoying:

    Prior to entering the NHL, he played in the Ontario Hockey League.
    He has been compared to Steve Yzerman and Joe Sakic.
    He became the first 18-year-old NHL player to record back-to-back two goal games since Radek Dvorak in 1995.
    In a game against Phoenix Coyotes, he scored his 100th career point surpassing Sakic to become the youngest player in franchise history to reach that milestone (January 26, 2011).
    He plays the guitar.

Credit: Birdienest81


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying