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Brandon Crawford

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Baseball Player

The Resume

    (January 21, 1987- )
    Born in Mountain View, California
    Shortstop for the San Francisco Giants
    NL Silver Slugger Award winner (2015)
    NL Gold Glove winner (2015-17)
    World Series champion (2012, 2014)

Why he might be annoying:

    His long hair and beard makes look like a hipster.
    He missed out on his first major league spring training as a result of a broken finger.
    His nickname 'DJ BC Raw' is due to his tendency to use a speaker when playing music in the clubhouse.
    His favorite genre of music is hip-hop.
    His production nosedived considerably after he signed a contract extension with the Giants.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He grew up in the San Francisco Bay area as a Giants fan.
    He is the sixth player in major league history to record a grand slam in his debut game.
    He is the first shortstop in major league history to hit a grand slam in a post-season game.
    He was the first Giants player since Barry Bonds to earn both a Gold Glove and a Silver Slugger Award in the same season.
    He tied a National League record for most hits recorded in a single game, which also set a new Giants franchise record.
    He is married to his college sweetheart, former UCLA gymnast Jalynne Dantzscher.
    He is the brother-in-law to both former U.S. Olympian Jamie Dantzscher (his wife's sister) and fellow major leaguer Gerrit Cole (his sister's husband).

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 89 Votes: 55.06% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 97 Votes: 60.82% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying