The Resume

(April 3, 1981- )
Born in Moses Lake, Washington
Catcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates (2005- )

Why he might be annoying:

His surname sounds too close to the phrase 'Damn it.'
He is a switch hitter.
He looks like a dead ringer for actor David Keith, who played fictional slugger Jack Parkman in 'Major League II.'
He is extremely injury prone.
He spent the formative part of his career on dreadful Pirates teams.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a versatile player, having played first base, outfield and served as the team's designated hitter in interleague games.
He paid his dues in the minor leagues for six years before earning a promotion to the Pirates.
He was one of the few players drafted by Cam Bonifay who materialized into an everyday player.
He avoided arbitration and decided to remain in Pittsburgh for less money.
He is a fan favorite in Pittsburgh.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Baseball Switch Hitter
• Bears
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Pittsburgh Pirates
• Profiles 29501-29750 (Ranked: 29508)
• Redheads - Male
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 15]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying