The Resume

(July 29, 1970- )
Born in Brooklyn, New York
Appeared as a background actor in 'A Beautiful Mind,' 'The Good Shepherd' and 'Death to Smoochy' and episodes of 'Melrose Place,' 'Law and Order,' 'Law and Order: SVU,' 'The Sopranos' and 'Sex in the City'
Hosts a public-access cable TV call-in show, 'Talkin' Yankees'
Appeared in the HBO documentary 'Private Dicks: Men Exposed' (1999)
Claims to have the largest measured penis at 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect

Why he might be annoying:

He reportedly claimed that John Holmes is his real father.
He used to put on spandex pants two sizes too small to enhance his package.
Asked what he would do if he could change one thing about his life, he said, 'Maybe fucked more celebrities.'
He complained in 'Rolling Stone' that his huge penis made it tough to find women. (As opposed to being pudgy and still living with his mom in his early 30s.)

Why he might not be annoying:

He has made several appearances on Howard Stern's radio show.
He stopped wearing tight spandex after turning 35, admitting he was 'too old to carry off that look and not be creepy.'
Surprisingly, he never appeared in gay porn.
Perhaps more surprisingly, he says he enjoys the 'classic geek/nerd lifestyle: computer games, board games, baseball, science fiction/fantasy, etc.'

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Big Dicks
• Bird Names
• Bisexuals
• Born in Brooklyn, New York
• Brothers and Sisters, I Have None
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 16]
• Celebrity New York Yankee Fans
• I Attended Bronx High School of Science
• I Gained a Lot of Weight/Fame Adds Pounds
• Look at Me, I'm in the Bathroom
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Profiles 24251-24500 (Ranked: 24302)
• Too Old to Still Live at Home

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 84 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 51 Votes: 49.02% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 57 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 27 Votes: 74.07% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 57 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 40 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 58 Votes: 77.59% Annoying