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Orlando Jordan

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Wrestler

The Resume

    (July 10, 1978- )
    Currently wrestles in WWE

Why he might be annoying:

    He seems to lack eyebrows (see picture).
    He gives his finishing moves names, such as 'Bareback' and 'Black Ice.'
    Some wrestling web sites keep mistaking his name as Orlando Jones.
    He entered WWE as a jobber (someone who makes other peoples' moves look painful).
    His first major victory in WWE was against Big Show via count-out, when during a storyline, Show had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the match and lost by result.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was trained by Rocky Johnson, The Rock's father.
    He is fluent in judo-style fighting methods.
    He seems to have a bright future in WWE, and was able to escape racist storylines and ones that force him to join a stable as an unimportant member.

Credit: Hmmm


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 47 Votes: 72.34% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 21 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 48 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 104 Votes: 67.31% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 130 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 419 Votes: 69.93% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 345 Votes: 70.14% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 111 Votes: 66.67% Annoying