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Keith Carlos

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The Resume

    (December 19, 1987- )
    Born in Bridgeport, Connecticut
    Wide receiver, later running back, for the Purdue Boilermakers
    Beautytainment crew for Tyra’s Lip Model: Mirjana and Shei
    Winner of the 21st cycle of America’s Next Top Model

Why he might be annoying:

    His middle name? Kassoon!
    He signed with the Eagles in 2011, but never played.
    He signed with the Giants in 2013, but suffered a game-ending injury before he got on.
    Those chest tattoos (well, not quite as bad as Romeo’s)!
    His makeover was called ‘absolutely nothing,’ which led to some initial confusion as to what Tyra was describing.
    At the drill for the upcoming Black Widow ad shoot, he was accused of stealing the LL Cool J profile.
    At the ice photo shoot, he thought of himself as ‘Iron Man on ice’ but came off as looking sleepy.
    His victory at the Korean soap opera challenge – just the latest – inspired a galled confessional from Shei.
    At the Elvis / Marilyn photo shoot, his attempts at the iconic Jailhouse Rock pose drew comparisons to Michael Jackson.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was raised by a single – lesbian! – mother in what he referred to as ‘The Projects.’
    As the winner of the silly string challenge, he was also the first recipient of the keys to the Tyra Suite (no one was surprised he chose Kari).
    He was the first call-out at the first panel, which led to him being nicknamed ‘Manaconda.’
    On the bus ride home after the ice photo shoot, he admitted to wanting Raelia and Mirjana to physically get into it so they’d both be disqualified.
    Though none of the teams performed exceptionally well, he was the captain of the winning team for the Electric Love Army ad campaign shoot (which included Shei and Adam).
    He received the ‘fireman’ photo honor Denzel had his eyes on at the Style Fashion Week runway walk.
    In a reference to his sport, he called the trip to Seoul the ‘fourth quarter’ (indeed it was).
    Because he went to all five shops and Lenox went to only four, Kelly declared him the winner of the go-see challenge — scoring him items from each designer on the list.
    One of the shop owners on the list of go-see sites was taken by his eyes — which he credits to his mother (by comparison, Chantelle was never shown out of her sunglasses).
    Only one other contestant received three first call-outs; his three were not consecutive.
    Unlike previous winner Jourdan, who was always in the highest tier, he was in danger of elimination more than once.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 202 Votes: 65.35% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 370 Votes: 60.0% Annoying