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Robert Coates

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Actor

The Resume

    Born in Antigua and Barbuda
    Starred in 'Romeo and Juliet' and 'The Fair Penitent,' among other plays
    Nicknamed 'The Gifted Amateur,' 'Romeo' Coates, and 'Curricle' Coates
    Widely considered to be one of the worst actors of all time.

Why he might be annoying:

    He mistakenly believed himself to be the greatest actor alive.
    During a performance of 'Romeo and Juliet,' he tried to pry open Juliet's casket with a crowbar.
    He lived off an inheritance and did not have a real job.
    He wore feathers, furs (even in hot weather!), brightly colored pantaloons, silk capes and lots of diamonds.
    He rode around in a fancy carriage with the motto 'While I Live I'll Crow.'
    His performances were so over-the-top bad that audiences fell over laughing.
    Some audience members had to be treated for hysterical laughter after his performances.
    He wrote new dialogue and tried to 'update' classic plays.
    He had to bribe theater owners to let him perform.

Why he might not be annoying:

    The Prince of Wales (later King George IV) attended one of his performances.
    For better or for worse, he brought in the audiences.
    He eventually used up his family's fortune.
    He outlived both of his children.
    He died after being hit by a cab.

Credit: Truffle


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 21.74% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 81.48% Annoying