The Resume

(July 31, 1936-January 20, 2012)
Born in Berlin, Germany
Daughter of Gloria Guinness and Franz-Egon von Fürstenberg-Herdringen

Why she might be annoying:

Her birth name was Dolores Maria Agatha Wilhelmine Luise, Freiin von Fürstenberg-Hedringen.
She wed her stepbrother Patrick Benjamin Guinness at 19.
After her husband's death in a 1965 car crash, she indulged in a red-hot romance with Karim Aga Khan, her late husband's half-brother...and her brother-in-law.

Why she might not be annoying:

She was added to the International Best Dressed List in 1970.
She was graced with big eyes and an elegant swan-like neck.
Luckily she didn't marry Karim, which would've only added more drama to an already twisted family tree.
Where her mom was known as 'Glorious Glora,' she was labeled 'Divine Dolores.'

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 13]
• I Attended Truman Capote's Black and White Ball [November 28, 1966]
• I Died in 2012 (Ranked: 75)
• Monarchs, Royalty and Nobles
• Oops, I Married My Relative
• Profiles 34501-34750 (Ranked: 34561)
• Socialites
• Vanity Fair's International Best Dressed Hall of Fame - Females (Ranked: 1970)
• Young Widows

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 20 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying