The Resume

(November 8, 1978- )
Played for West Ham, Leeds, Manchester United (2002- ) and English national team (1998- )

Why he might be annoying:

He failed to appear for a drug test, claiming he forgot because he was busy moving into a new house.
For forgetting to appear to a drug test, he was given an eight month ban (January 2004).
He has a psychotic look on his face.
He has been banned from driving on at least four occasions.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is one of the best defenders of his era.
His brother and cousin also play in the English Premier League.
As of 2005, He was yet to receive a red card or be sent off in his career.

Credit: You Foolish Mortalz

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Cornrows and Dreadlocks
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2004] (Ranked: 46)
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2005] (Ranked: 1)
• GQ's 50 Best Dressed British Males [2006] (Ranked: 36)
• GQ-UK's Men of the Year [2008]
• Look at My Tongue
• Profiles 15251-15500 (Ranked: 15423)
• Soccer Stars
• World Cup Participants [2006]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 65 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 21 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 74.29% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 67.90% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 170 Votes: 72.35% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 75 Votes: 74.67% Annoying