The Resume

(1973-June 30, 2003)
Attacked people in a grocery store with a katana (or Samurai sword)

Why he might be annoying:

On June 30, 2003 he went to the grocery store he had worked in with a long trench coat and a beret.
After asking his boss for some time off, he calmly approached a former co-worker, pulled a katana from under his coat and nearly beheaded her.
He killed two people and wounded three.
He was schizophrenic, but would not take his medication.
He heard the voices of demons and spirits.
When he turned to the Bible for solace, it became part of his delusions and he began to hear angels and prophets.
He was obsessed with Highlander and began to believe he was an Immortal.
He became fascinated with the occult and tried casting spells.
When the police attempted to subdue him, he came at them with his sword and they had to shoot him.
He died at the hospital.
He didn't come back to life.
He didn't like to take his medicine because it made him too sleepy to work.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was molested as a child.
He became a volunteer fireman and paramedic out of high school.
He was polite and helpful to all the customers.
His co-workers noticed his bizarre behavior but chose to make fun of him rather than get him help.
He said the voices urged him to molest children, but he resisted them.
He had no prior history of any criminal activity or violence.

Credit: Bart McQueary

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bart McQueary's Profiles
• Criminals
• Fire Fighters
• I Attacked My Boss
• I Died for My Sins
• I Died in 2003 (Ranked: 30)
• I Died in My 30s (Ranked: 30)
• I Took a Bullet
• I Went to a Psychiatrist
• Long Names
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Tux
• PeTA's Worst Dressed [2009]
• Pie Faces
• Profiles 9751-10000 (Ranked: 9849)
• Raped
• Sourpuss Faces
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20030630)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 16 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 20 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 140 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 75 Votes: 49.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 42 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 31 Votes: 54.84% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 79.17% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 70 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 62 Votes: 74.19% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 95 Votes: 75.79% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 130 Votes: 77.69% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 197 Votes: 73.10% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 738 Votes: 62.20% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 618 Votes: 69.74% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 115 Votes: 78.26% Annoying